Dear completely annoying obnoxious people hanging out outside my house,
Other than the noise in general, what really gets me is the lack of respect you have for the people around you. Hello morons! You're not on a college campus where everyone around you is in school and in the partying lifestyle too, there are families in these homes, families with small children. Children who first thing in the morning are going to their first day of school, some of them their very first day of school ever with nervous parents who want the day go off without a hitch. The adults in these homes have to get up early and go to work so that they keep their homes and take care of their families. Don't you notice all the lights flicking on in the houses around you? The porch lights coming on? That's because of you! It's the middle of the week AND it's 3am, does that mean anything to you at all? You are completely disrespecting us, so as long as you choose to do so, I promise to be the pooper of your party, I have LPD on speed dial, go ahead and mess with mama!
Sincerly,
One ticked off mama!
OK, now the back story to the letter:
As a new mom, I hear everything, I mean EVERYTHING! Didn't used to be this way, I used to be able to sleep through anything, both a blessing and a curse, there were times I would sleep straight through my alarm. One time, before Bambino, our neighbors put an old couch on the curb for trash and some kids (we assume) found it humorous to set it on fire in the middle of the night. There was a firetruck with sirens and flashing lights literally right outside of out bedroom, lots of yelling and commotion, 2 escaped dogs and violent flickering from the flames of the fire on our bedroom wall, and Kris and I slept through ALL of it. We didn't know anything about it until our neighbors said something to us in passing the next night, insane I know! But without a doubt, those days of dead sleep are over. Last week, I made Kris get up in the middle of the night to go check on Alex because I swore I heard him fuss, turns out it was a couple of cats fighting probably a few blocks away.
The fact that those days are over has made the last 2 nights ridiculously impossible! The house around the corner from us has a garage behind it that happens to back up to the back of our house. I am not completely sure but I believe that this house is rental, and rental or not, there are new people living there. Recently, as in this past weekend, it has become somewhat of a "party barn" if you will. There is this weird pounding sound that seems to be pretty consistent and sounds a little like lumber being thrown into the back of a pickup, annoying sound when you've heard it 4 hours straight. On top of that, there is a ton of yelling, and screaming, and loud loud loud music! The other night, I was awaken by some (most likely drunk) guy yelling "DUDE! Come check out this f*^&#%$ spider, it's the biggest I've ever seen, quick bring the lighter, I'm gonna light this b@#$% up!" After this first night, we vowed that if we had another night like this, we were totally becoming "those neighbors" and calling the police on them. Oh why oh why can't I sleep through all this chaos????

Well, in comes night #2 and it was louder than the last. Kris and I went to bed around 11, Alex fell asleep in his bouncy chair so I carried him up to his room and put him in his crib, I turned on his tower fan to create that white noise effect that helps him sleep so well and flipped the switch on the monitor so we could hear him since our room is downstairs. As I was coming downstairs, the old clunky Blazer that had been parked in front of out house all night sped off sounding insanely loud probably because it didn't have a muffler attached to it anymore. Kris and I looked at each other holding out breath praying that Alex didn't wake up, whew! We were lucky, that was a close one. So Kris and I go to bed, and about 1am, that same clunky Blazer is parked out front again, only this time it's blaring Rhianna from the stereo and there is a circle of 5-6 people huddled around the bottom of the front steps to our house laughing, yelling, just being obnoxiously loud as if they were at some college frat party! They were out there for about 15 minutes, and I am just staring at the monitor watching the voice activated lights flash praying that we weren't going to have a screaming baby. Fortunately, Bambino has inherited my previous can-sleep-through-everything ability. Thank the good Lord! All I knew was if they woke up my baby, some serious words were going to be exchanged!
About the time Kris got out of bed to go shut the idiots up, the walked around the side of the house, down the alley towards the "party barn." At least the party moved towards the back of the house. A pathetic attempt to go back to sleep failed and at 2:00am they were back, being loud and obnoxious of course, they all piled into the Blazer, and again sped off obscenely loud. By 2:30 they were back and one guy was yelling because somebody took his beer and then some whiny chick kept crying "you said you loved me, that's what you told me." Wah Wah Wah! So when they walked around the side of the house again, Kris went outside and and wrote down the license plate number from the Blazer, as we were about to call the cops, I noticed brake lights beaming through the living room windows, I looked out and yay, it was the great LPD :) Somebody called the cops before us! Kris and I both went outside and talked to the cop, gave them the run down of the night and the night before expressing how nervous we were that they would wake up our 4 month old and then suddenly 2 other cop cars pull up and all 3 officers take off down the alley towards the "party barn." Oh please say this is over and we won't have to endure a third night like this?!
At this point it's about 3:45am, my alarm starts going off at 4:50 every morning to get ready for work, so for the sake of staying awake for my hour commute to work I attempt to go back to sleep. Epic fail! Very little sleep leads to an uber cranky lady. I feel for my co-workers today, sorry guys!