Baby spit-up. Everywhere. Poor guy has had a rough week, 2 month shots on Monday and now spit up is flowing like it ain't ever flowed before. I have never seen so much come out of such a little being, and it scares him every time.
The first time it happened, it went all over Daddy, I mean all over. It was even inside his shorts on his boxers. The next time was all over a friends deck and down Mommy's outfit, that one was easy, all we had to do was get the hose. Mommy went back to work and as I dropped him off a Grandma's house, all down the front of Mommy's dress. Grandma said he did it twice at her house the day after his shots. It's been 20 hours since the last incident, fingers crossed the little dude is feeling better.
Side note: I'm considering starting up some kind of projectile vomit distance baby contest thingy, I swear my kid shot his food 10ft over my shoulder!